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Or in this case, motorpool.

I know we should encourage pooling but this is ridiculous.

Here’s a riddle. Can you spot the driver?

I love these things…

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through ‘the minds of either’

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death

Errr….just cut up your car and install a smaller capacity engine, like motorcycle engine. If you’re up to it, install a bicycle paddle and you can paddle your “car” around. Well, at least part of your car la.

Previous ones: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3

Previously, I’ve covered a few methods (part 1 & part 2) on how to save petrol. Welcome to part 3 on how to save petrol.

In this method, not only you get to keep in good physical condition, you don’t even need petrol. It’s hydro-powered. Yeah, you drink when you’re thirsty.

Be sure to install another pair of paddles at the back for the back seat passengers so they can “support” you when going up-hill.

The first idea on how to save petrol is not as bad. But what about this other method to save petrol? Especially when sending your kids to school. I hope the school bus companies in Malaysia won’t resort to this.

For those who are staying in hill areas like Bukit Antarabangsa or Bangsar, I’d say good luck to the “driver”.

Someone just sent me this. In order to know your Japanese name, simply spell out your name using the alphabet-translations below.

A-ka   B-tu   C-mi   D-te   E-ku   F-lu   G-ji   H-ri   I-ki
J-zu   K-me   L-ta   M-rin   N-to   O-mo   P-no   Q-ke
R-shi S-ari   T-chi   U-do   V-ru   W-mei   X-na   Y-fu   Z-zi

So my name is Kamarul Azwan = Mekarinkashidozu Kazimeikato

Mak datuk panjang nyer! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!

Try it out then.